Tuesday, May 29, 2012

The Top 25 Movies of 2010: Final Chapter

Here's the part where I tell you what all these people have been up to lately.


Centurion

After a couple of false starts (a horror/western and his short-lived attachment to direct "Drive"), director Neil Marshal has landed a couple of good gigs - after directing a pivotal episode of "Game of Thrones", he'll be taking on Count Dracula in "The Last Voyage of the Demeter", which centers on Drac's ocean voyage from Transylvania to London.  Can't wait!

Despicable Me

Both Chris Renaud and Pierre Coffin are hard at work on "Despicable Me 2".  Renaud, unfortunately, took a little side trip to direct the dull and lifeless animated hit "The Lorax".  Come back to us, Chris. . .

The Fighter

After developing a movie based on one of my favorite video games, "Uncharted", David O. Russell dropped out to develop a couple of original movies called "Nailed" and "The Silver Linings Playbook".  "Nailed" is apparently about a woman with a nail in her head who's looking for love.  That old story.

Shutter Island

Martin Scorcese went on to release one of my faves of 2011 - "Hugo".  He also has a million other projects on his plate - "Silence", "The Wolf of Wall Street" and "Sinatra", a biopic about Ol' Blue Eyes himself.  Wait, that's only three.

The Good, the Bad, the Weird

Last year, Kim Jee-Woon released the disturbing and hard-hitting revenge/serial killer thriller "I Saw the Devil".  How do you follow up something like that?  By coming to America and directing an Arnold Schwarzenegger action flick called "The Last Stand".  Fingers crossed.

Monsters

As I've previously mentioned, Gareth Edwards is currently working hard on the new American reboot of "Godzilla".  There's also a "Monsters 2" in development - without Edwards' involvement.  I'm not optimistic.

The Karate Kid

Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan are set to return for the sequel, but director Harald Zwart hasn't signed up yet.  He's currently attached to a big screen version of the fantasy novel "The Mortal Instruments".

Never Let Me Go

The sequel "Let Go, Already" should be released sometime in. . . well, never.  I'm obviously kidding.  Mark Romanek is tentatively set to direct the third "DaVinci Code" movie, "The Lost Symbol".  Maybe this one will be the good one.  Or not.

Micmacs

Jean-Pierre Jeunet is making a movie called "The Young and Prodigious Spivet".  It's about a cartographer on a road trip to visit the Smithsonian.  Sounds dull, but through Jeunet's eyes it should turn out to be interesting.

Frozen

Like I said, there's a small coda to "Frozen" in Adam Green's follow up flick "Hatchet 2".  At the moment, he's producing, directing and starring in a cult TV series about young filmmakers called "Holliston".

The Book of Eli

The Hughes Brothers (Albert and Allen be their names) will be giving us "Motor City", a hard boiled revenge thriller.  Will it also star Denzel Washington?  I dunno.

Buried

Talented dude Rodrigo Cortes brings us the maybe/maybe not paranormal thriller "Red Lights", in theaters July 2012.


How to Train Your Dragon

"Lilo & Stitch" creators Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois seem to have gone their separate ways for now.  Sanders is making an animated movie called "The Croods" about a land full of evolutionary mistakes, and DeBlois is developing "How to Train Your Dragon 2".  In the meantime, there are a couple of short "Dragon" films on DVD to keep you company.  Or you can check out the "How to Train Your Dragon" live stage show, which looks damn cool.

The Social Network

Director David Fincher followed up his Facebook hit with the film adaptation of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo".  While his involvement hasn't been announced in the "Tattoo" sequels (which are highly likely to occur), he is producing and directing the TV show "House of Cards".  I'll be checking that one out for sure.

Paranormal Activity 2

Well, "PA 3" was just released this past Halloween, and "PA 4" is due for scary season 2012.  What's Tod Williams up to, you ask (he was not involved with part 3)?  I'm not sure.  He not revealing what he's been up to lately.  Shifty bastard.

True Grit

My favorite directors, The Coen Brothers, are in production on a movie about the folk music explosion of the late '60s called "Inside Llewyn Davis".  They've also written a heist movie remake of "Gambit" and (like many other talented filmmakers lately) are developing a TV detective show called "Harve Karbo"

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Edgar Wright has reteamed with "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz" cohorts Simon Pegg and Nick Frost to make "The World's End", a movie about a bunch of guys going on a pub crawl that may somehow determine the fate of the planet.  He's also long been attached to "Ant Man", a comedic Marvel Comics superhero flick.

Let Me In

Matt Reeves has returned to direct the sequel to his first film, "Cloverfield".  Which would make it "Cloverfield 2", I guess.  And Hammer Films has continued to make scary stuff like "The Resident" and "The Woman in Black".

The Expendables

Well, "The Expendables 2" is out this summer, but Sylvester Stallone is only writing and producing this installment.  He's also starring (alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger) in the action/heist film "The Tomb", as well as "Bullet in the Head".  There are also rumors of him producing a movie about young Rambo, but I really hope that isn't true.  That last Rambo flick (um, "Rambo") was the best the series could possibly get.



Mother

Bong Joon-Ho has an interesting film in the works - it's about a train full of people who have survived an apocalyptic snow storm and their struggles to survive the environment and each other as they roll on down the tracks.  Sounds cool (heh, heh)?

Kick-Ass

Matthew Vaughn made the excellent "X-Men: First Class" directly afterwards and will be filming "First Class 2" in short order.  "Kick-Ass 2" was recently announced, but Vaughn will only be producing and co-writing it.

Black Swan

Darren Aronofsky's next film is a big budget retelling of the story of Noah's Ark.  Funny enough, it's called "Noah", and Russell Crowe will be the guy shepherding the animals onto the big boat.  I don't think there will be as much ballet dancing this time, but who can say?

Hot Tub Time Machine

Steve Pink has a couple of comedies on the way - something called "Zap Gun!" and something else called "The True Memoirs of an International Assassin", which doesn't sound like a comedy at all.

Inception

Warner Brothers is developing "Inception 2" with or without Christopher Nolan's help.  Nolan, however, has moved on.  He will be finishing up his Batman trilogy this summer with the highly anticipated "The Dark Knight Rises", and is shepherding Superman back to the big screen in next year's "Man of Steel".  He also has something to do with the Batman reboot due out in 2015.

Toy Story 3

While the "Toy Story" characters have continued onward with a couple of short films, the main story ended with this threequel.  Director Lee Unkrich is currently at work on untitled animated movie over at Pixar.


The End.  For 2010, at least.  I will be back next year with my Faves of 2011.

Oh yeah.  Here's my pick for Worst Movie of 2010.  Truth be told, there were lots of movies that I could've picked that year, I just didn't have the heart to wade through them all (I try to avoid them when I can).  Here's one I couldn't dodge.  I've already reviewed it in one of my previous Crap Lists.

Drum roll please. . .


Furry Vengeance


It's crap.

So skip that one and check out these others.

Later!




2 comments:

  1. They're making an Inception 2 without Christopher Nolan.

    *sigh*

    That makes me deeply, deeply sad. I don't think these people are ever going to learn.

    And what's with all the reboots? Weren't a bunch of these series already rebooted? Do we really need another Spiderman reboot and a Batman reboot already? (The Superman reboot I'll give you, since that last Superman movie about how Superman was a deadbeat dad just really irritated me and didn't count). I suspect the reboots will start coming faster and faster, like the Sunbane accelerating its pace of change, until a movie is rebooted every week and everyone's brains melt.

    I'm frickin' tired. I'm going to bed. Thanks for the awesome post; that was a ton of info!

    PS
    Is Prometheus out yet or what?

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  2. Prometheus comes out June 8th. The Prometheus reboot has already been filmed and will be released June 1st.

    I don't mind reboots. A few of my favorite movies are reboots (Batman Begins, Casino Royale, Star Trek, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, etc). It's the unnecessary reboots that bug me, like Spider-Man. Sure, Spider-Man 3 was disappointing, but that's no reason to start over and make us sit through the damn origin story one more time. Many other movie series have progressed beyond disappointing chapters and continued onward to much success. Origin stories make me kind of sleepy, anyway - I want story and character progression, people, not continuous repetition!

    Having said that, I am really looking forward to the Superman, Godzilla, and Batman reboots. I feel the Batman reboot is somewhat justified, as I have a strong gut feeling that Batman will not survive The Dark Knight Rises. Whether or not Bruce Wayne survives, well, I just can't say. . .

    Besides, the folks behind the Batman: Arkham video games have a hand in the reboot, and those games are pitch-perfect in terms of capturing the "Batman spirit".

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